Fresh’s Randomness…. | Archive of AIM away messages

I was scrolling through an email i had sent myself, with a list of old away messages i had (on my sidekick)… Anyone who has ever had a sidekick knows about away messages, and how random they can be… And mine are almost always RANDOM. Some may find this entertaining, others may find these funny, some may just wonder why i am putting up MY old away messages on TCJ and what the signifigance is. Really, there is no significant reason for my posting them. I just try and share with you my life, and things i believe are worth blogging about… no matter how random they are. Matter of fact, the more random, the better.

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Fresh at Jury Duty

I can’t seem to find a juror with fresh breathe to sit next to. The white man to my right keeps breathing heavily, right n my face. Smells like he selln shit by the mouthful… either that he got midget with bad gas n his mouth pootn on his tongue. I’ve heard of ‘tart’ breathe, this is more like ‘fart’ breathe… my lawd.

Last break… Why the nigga sittn next to me breathe smell like murder?
Like the nigga been chewing on shit chips and boo boo bars I swear…

Fuckin jury duty! Shit sucks maaaaajor ass son…. might b on the case.
I Shoulda worn khaki’s and chucks and t-shirt that said “gang member” on the front, and “fuck the police” on the back.

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Fresh speaking in reference to “The Physique”

I repent for that last aim… lol

I need a tall glass of jesus…. an extra big gulp from AM/PM just filled to the brim with Christ….

Lord forgive me for my swoleness…. and forgive the haters for they art envious. :-D

I hope u don’t expect anything less than this foolishness from me.

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Fred-Pain or T-Hammond

This just in: Fred-Pain to open up for Jay-z at the palladium.
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Saw a dude n the casual mens store, look like a cross between fred hammond and t-pain… looking like “Fred Pain” or “T-Hammond”

And the song goes like this:

“Oooh oooh I need jesus, cuz the devils all on me…”

Hell is “fuego”

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