Dear Letter Series: Richard Jefferson
July 16, 2009
Dear Richard Jefferson,
RJ! Whats good my dude? Had to write you a letter my NBA Star pal, I just read the funniest/saddest news I have heard in a while. First of all congratulations on being traded to the San Antonio Spurs. I think this is a perfect system for you to flourish in. But anyway back to your recent pop up in the celebrity news. I just got the word you called off the wedding with New Jersey Net dancer Kesha Ni’Chole Nichols. Rich thats cool in all bro but the part that really opened my eyes was the fact that you broke off the wedding via email. Lol. Your a cold cat brutha! My dude! All I want to know is how did you go about doing this? Did you just wake up and say hey this is not going to work and reach over on your nightstand and grabbed your Blackberry and poured out your feelings in a email to your fiancée on why you cannot marry her? If you did, thats gotta be the most crushing email a woman has ever read in the history of humanity. My heart actually goes out to the poor girl. There she is enjoying life all happy and excited because she is going to be getting married and start a family, ect. She probably was really happy and her family and friends were excited as well, im sure! And then she received the email from hell. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when she read this email you sent. How does a woman recover from that? Eww I know! She doesn’t. I feel sorry for the dude who has to follow up behind you with her. I mean he might have to sign a contract prior to the wedding. lol. Richard I gotta ask bruh. What made you call it off? Did you have lunch with your financial adviser prior to the wedding day? Did he pull out diagrams on how much money and assets you would lose if the marriage didn’t work? Were you guys getting a prenuptial? Whats the deal! I think it may be all of the above. You probably figured hey whats six figures as a buyout now versus millions in a divorce later (I think you have a future as NBA General Manager). I guess its a good complimentary prize. When I think about it, its like you teased her. She was thinking she was 24 hours away from winning the lotto and with a press of a button on your Blackberry her whole world came crashing down. No million dollar NBA star sweepstakes for her. Well I hope she knows how to invest money because she is going to have to stretch out those six figures you gave her over a lifetime. I know the New Jersey Net dancers salaries are not the best. Speaking of the Nets when do the Spurs play them in New Jersey next season? You think I can get a ticket? The fans are going to love you! Well I gotta run RJ. Get back at me when ever you read this on your Blackberry. hahahahahahahaha.
Ya Boy,
CB aka Lou Alcindor
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